http://www.cato-unbound.org/2006/01/13/glenn-reynolds/reply-to-lanier-2/ Big Ideas for a Better World Sat, 04 Feb 2012 12:01:59 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 http://www.cato-unbound.org/2006/01/13/glenn-reynolds/reply-to-lanier-2/comment-page-1/#comment-46982 Sadly, No! » Men Without Hats Wed, 04 Apr 2007 16:06:14 +0000 http://www.cato-unbound.org/2006/01/12/glenn-reynolds/reply-to-lanier/#comment-46982 [...] We can dance if we want to We can leave your friends behind ‘Cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance Well they’re no friends of mine I say, we can go where we want to A place where they will never find And we can act like we come from out of this world Leave the real one far behind And we can dance [...] [...] We can dance if we want to We can leave your friends behind ‘Cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance Well they’re no friends of mine I say, we can go where we want to A place where they will never find And we can act like we come from out of this world Leave the real one far behind And we can dance [...]

]]> http://www.cato-unbound.org/2006/01/13/glenn-reynolds/reply-to-lanier-2/comment-page-1/#comment-46450 Sadly, No! » A Grand Unifying Theory of the Ole Perfesser Tue, 03 Apr 2007 13:11:05 +0000 http://www.cato-unbound.org/2006/01/12/glenn-reynolds/reply-to-lanier/#comment-46450 [...] I’m not sure if I’ve ever discussed my Grand Unifying Theory of the Ole Perfesser with y’all, but it basically amounts to this: the Perfesser’s goal is to doze through life by sedating himself with as many gadgets and technodoodads as possible until that glorious day arrives when he’s finally able to download his brain into a robot body and blast off into space (preferably with some of his robowhores in tow). And if any folks- whether they’re envirohippies who want to ban his gas-guzzling SUV or Muslamonazis who want to homicide-bomb his collection of iPods- try to interfere with the Perfesser’s right to be a lazy shit, then they must be… dealt with. [...] [...] I’m not sure if I’ve ever discussed my Grand Unifying Theory of the Ole Perfesser with y’all, but it basically amounts to this: the Perfesser’s goal is to doze through life by sedating himself with as many gadgets and technodoodads as possible until that glorious day arrives when he’s finally able to download his brain into a robot body and blast off into space (preferably with some of his robowhores in tow). And if any folks- whether they’re envirohippies who want to ban his gas-guzzling SUV or Muslamonazis who want to homicide-bomb his collection of iPods- try to interfere with the Perfesser’s right to be a lazy shit, then they must be… dealt with. [...]

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